If you....................
Shut down the government.
They'll want to close the oceans.
If you shut down the oceans then King Crab season 2013 cannot start.
If king crab season doesn't open then Deadliest Catch cannot be made.
If Deadliest Catch cannot be made then a lot of faces will be sad.
If a lot of faces will be sad they will realize nothing is on TV on Tuesday nights.
If nothing is on TV on Tuesday nights it will lead to boredom.
If you are bored you start going crazy.
If you are going crazy you try to pull off stunts like this.
If you try to pull off stunts like that you will most likely end up in the ER.
If you end up in the ER for a crazy stunt like that you will be diagnosed as a Dumbass.
If you are diagnosed a Dumbass your job won't want to keep you.
If your job doesn't keep you, you will have no money.
If you have no money you will have to apply for Government aid.
If you apply for government aid you will be denied because the government is still closed.
Hopefully you all got a laugh out of this post!
It was thought up and brought to you all because of this article!
Yeah if this happens this Deadliest Catch Fan will be beyond upset!
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