"I AM THE KING!"

Ever since I was little I have had this little thing about Burger King crowns. Everytime we go to a Burger King, which isn't very often since I'm not the biggest fan of the place, I have to get a crown.

Well my dad and I drove Karli and Kelsey J to EFY a couple of weeks ago and we had lunch at Burger King so I grabbed a crown on the way out. As we were driving home I picked it up and noticed that it had a ton of writting on the inside. So I read it out loud to my dad and because it was so funny I had to post it! This next bit is all from the back of my crown!

***Laws of the Crown***

GAME PLAY

A) Adjust size and be the first to place on head.

B) Whoever places the Crown on his or her head first, then in a loud voice proclaims, "I AM THE KING" is from that moment forward, in charge. Rule ends if Crown is removed (see Coup d'etat). Crowning can happen anywhere, at anytime.

ADVANCE PLAY

1. There can only be one King.

2. The King always gets his/her way.

3. The King must speak with some kind of cool accent.

4. The King makes all the important decisions governing selection of TV channels, movies, radio stations, as well as popular activities like snowboarding, pool hopping, and cow tipping. The King also determines who gets the remote, who rides "shotgun" and, of course, who plays.

5. Rule ends when Crown is removed for more than 3 seconds (see Three Second Law).

6. Disagreement with the King results in a "penalty." This is decided by the King. Common penalties include: forfeiture of fries, surrender of video game controller, and banishment from the office cubicle.

THREE SECOND LAW

The King's rule ends when the Crown is removed from their head for any reason, accidental or otherwise. The first person to exclaim, "ONE.......TWO......THREE....KING" may claim the Crown.

IN THE EVENT OF A TIE

If two people Crown themselves King simultaneously the person whose birth date is closest to DECEMEMBER 4, 1954 (date the first Burger King restaurant opened) is King.

COUP D'ETAT

If everyone agrees you completely stink as King, your rule may be renounced. This constitutes a Coup d'etat. A new King may be Crowned if the group can reach a unanimous decision. If not, the Three Second Law applies.

KINGDOM

If you are eating in a Burger King restaurant, your rule extends all the way to the edge of the parking lot. Off resturant grounds, your rule extends to a radius of 10 feet around you in any direction.

WARNING

This Burger King Crown is made of paper. Your rule may end prematurely if Crown is exposed to water or flame.

So what can I say but.............

I AM THE KING!!!!!!!!!