Do you all remember like a month or so ago when all those ridiculous demand lists from all the stars came out?
Well around that same time I was bored at work and decided to make one of my own!! Hahahaha!! So enjoy the Kassi World Tour Demand list!!!
Kassi Larson 2011 World Tour
Hotel Amenities
* Must be a 5 star hotel in a low crime area
* Artist must stay in Presidential Suite, no exceptions.
* Must accommodate 200 pound St. Bernard, 75 pound Husky, and two Persian cats
* The two floors below Presidential Suite and when necessary the two floors above the Presidential Suite must be booked out only for the artist and her 1,000 person entourage.
* Hotel must provide certified security. Two (2) by each elevator door and at least four (4) on each floor which the artist or entourage is staying on.
* Artist’s room
~Must have all low lighting and two California King Beds with four poster bed frame draped with silk draping embroidered with hot pink crystals.
~The bedding must have 1,000 count Egyptian thread fitted sheets all in black.
~No top sheets on any of the beds in the artist’s room.
~Comforter must be in black non crushed velvet and must be replaced for each day of artist’s stay.
~All beds must have three (3) body size pillows made of baby soft fluff, four (4) regular size pillows made of baby soft fluff, and six (6) small pillows made of baby soft fluff and covered with black silk pillow cases embroidered with hot pink crystals.
~All rugs, other linens, and accents in the rooms need to be in hot pinks and dark purples.
~Bathroom must have at least a two person spa tub and a glass shower, no shower curtain.
~All bathroom towels must be extra large and black. No wash clothes, managements will provide personal body wash loofah for artist.
~Eighteen (18) candles must be in each room of Presidential Suite and must smell like sugar cookie.
~Each room must have four (4) dozen purple and dark pink roses, no exceptions in solid black vases.
~Mini fridge in room must be stocked with Coca-Cola, Dasani water, and Dole pineapple juice.
~Purple and pink twisty straws must be available in the room
~A snack area must be set up with Pizza Pringles, Trix cereal, Twix candy bars, non puff Cheetoes, Black Forrest Gummy Bears, a bowl of only red Skittles, a bowl of only purple Skittles, a bowl of only green M&M’s, a bowl of only blue M&M’s, raw carrot sticks, sliced cucumber, raw sugar snap peas, Hidden Valley buttermilk ranch dressing Golden Delicious apples, and barely ripen bananas. (All vegetables and apples must be washed with pure spring water and wiped off with a never used white wash cloth.
~All televisions in the room must have cable, including all ESPN networks and the Discovery Channel.
~Any program that has to deal with the LA Lakers must be blocked.
~Free internet must be available.
* Other rooms for the entourage.
~Must have low lighting
~All linen must be black
~All other accents in the room must be dark purple or dark hot pink.
~Mini fridge must be stocked with soda (Coke products only), Dasani water, and a variety of juices.
~Snack area must have Black Forrest Gummy bears, non puff Cheetoes, Pizza Pringles, and Golden Delicious apples (All apples must be washed with pure spring water and wiped off with a never used white wash cloth.)
~All televisions must have cable including all ESPE networks and the Discovery Channel.
~Any program that has to deal with the LA Lakers must be blocked.
~Free internet must be available.
Hotel requirements
* Hotel must be willing to close pool to all other guests at a moments notice when the artist requests to us it.
* Hotel must have a wake up call for artist at exactly 8:14am each morning.
* Hotel must let artist take home deactivated hotel room key after stay.
* Hotel will play nothing but Backstreet Boys in the elevator while artist is staying there.
* Hotel must be willing to help arrange a dog walker and pet sitter.
* Hotel will arrange for artist and five (5) guests to attend a Phoenix Suns game in courtside seats if the team is playing in that city during their stay.
* Hotel will provide in room full breakfast of:
Biscuits and gravy
Trix cereal
Lucky Charms cereal
Over easy fried eggs
Shredded hash browns
Assorted cut up fruit
Waffles
Blueberry muffins
Coffee crumble cake
Ham steaks
Non crispy bacon
Sausage patties
Wheat and white toast
Strawberry and brown sugar pop tarts
Eight (8) gallons of 2% milk
Three (3) gallons of chocolate milk
Eight (8) gallons of orange juice
Six (6) gallons of apple juice
Two (2) gallons of premade with milk hot chocolate
Twelve (12) cans of Coca-Cola
Mrs. Butterworth maple syrup
Country Crock butter
Smuckers strawberry, grape, and apricot jelly
Mini marshmallows
Whip cream
Honey (Must be in honey bear bottle with yellow top)
Ketchup, salt, pepper, salsa, and Tabasco sauce
*All food will be served on black china and sliver utensils
* Hotel must arrange for after concert meal of McDonalds:
500 chicken nuggets
50 Big Macs without lettuce and onions and extra pickles
50 crispy chicken sandwiches
100 apple pies
75 large fries
50 fruit yogurts
50 large cokes
50 large orange sodas
50 large Sprites
One of each toy they are promoting
Ketchups, salt, pepper, and 100 packets of sweet and sour sauce
*All food will be served on black china and sliver utensils
* Artist will only pay for televisions throw out of windows and no other damages done to the rooms during their stay.
Dressing rooms
*Artist dressing room
~Must be able to comfortably hold twenty (20) to thirty (30) persons sitting.
~Own bathroom with shower and full length mirror.
~Three (3) extra large clothes racks
~Needs to have two (2) long rectangle black metal tables.
~Four (4) extra large hot pink and four (4) extra large dark purple soft arm chairs.
~Eight (8) black director’s chairs
~One (1) black leather couch
~One (1) large make-up counter with soft pink lighting
~One (1) extra large hot pink director’s chair
~Two (2) black metal side tables
~All tables need to have black cloth tablecloths
~All plates, cups, utensils, and napkins need to be dark purple and hot pink.
~Wireless, free internet
~At least two (2) dozen hot pink and purple roses in solid black vase must be in the dressing room
~Two (2) security guards must be placed outside the dressing room door at all times.
*Women’s dressing room
~Must comfortably hold ten (10) to twenty (20) persons sitting.
~Two (2) make up counters with good lighting
~Two (2) large dark soft arm chairs and two (2) hot pink large soft arm chairs
~Four (4) black director’s chairs
~One (1) leather love seat
~One (1) black metal side table
~One (1) long rectangle black metal table
~Wireless, free internet
~All tables need to have black tablecloths
~All plates, cups, utensils, and napkins need to be dark purple and hot pink.
*Men’s dressing room
~Must comfortably hold ten (10) to twenty (20) persons sitting.
~Two (2) make up counters with good lighting
~Two (2) large dark soft arm chairs and two (2) hot pink large soft arm chairs
~Four (4) black director’s chairs
~One (1) leather love seat
~One (1) black metal side table
~One (1) long rectangle black metal table
~Wireless, free internet
~All tables need to have black tablecloths
~All plates, cups, utensils, and napkins need to be dark purple and hot pink.
Food to be served in dressing rooms
*Artist dressing room
~Deli tray with honey baked ham and honey baked turkey from the Honey Baked ham store cut ½ inch to 1 inch thick
~Sliced cheddar cheese, sliced Munster cheese, sliced American cheese, and sliced Provolone cheese.
~White and wheat bread
~Sliced tomatoes
~Raw carrots, raw snap peas, and sliced cucumbers with Hidden Valley buttermilk ranch dressing
~Assorted fruit tray
~Strawberry fruit dip
~Hot chocolate sauce for dipping
~Tortilla chips
~Salsa
~Hummus
~Pita bread
~Dill pickle spears
~Dried pears and plums
~Eight (8) bottles of bubbly apple cider
~Hot chai tea
~Hot green tea
~Premade with milk hot chocolate
~Twenty (20) 16oz bottles of Dasani water
~Pineapple pie
~Chocolate chip cookies
~Brownies
~Lemon slices
~Honey (Must be in a honey bear bottle with yellow top)
~Watermelon blow pop suckers
~Mini marshmallow
~Whip Cream
~Miracle whip and mustard
~Crushed clean ice
*All food will be served on dark purple and hot pinks plates, cups, napkins, and utensils.
*All other dressing rooms
~Full assorted deli tray
~Full assorted cheese tray
~Sliced lettuce, tomatoes, and onions
~Wheat and white bread
~Tortilla chips
~Salsa
~Assorted fruit tray
~Assorted vegetable tray with ranch dressing
~Chocolate chip cookies
~Sugar cookies
~Apple pie
~Fifty (50) 16oz bottles of Dasani water
~Hot green tea
~Premade with milk hot chocolate
~Mini marshmallows
~Whip cream
~Assorted condiments
*All food will be served on dark purple and hot pinks plates, cups, napkins, and utensils.
Transportation
*Artist and all guests will be transported in black Escalade with black windows.
*All interior of the car must be leather
*Driver will wear black hat at all times
*Driver will engage in appropriate conversation unless told not to by the artist
*Driver will not make eye contact at all with artist
*Driver will be required to drive two miles over the speed limit
*Driver will not ask questions as at
*Driver will only drop off at the door of venue
*Driver will follow all other traffic rules
*Driver will only listen to music approved by the artist
*Driver will not ask what may or may not be going on in the back seat
*If driver follows these rules artist may allow one (1) picture and autograph.
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